Dear Kids,

Thanks to the President Obama (see http://lat.ms/gOccrw ), from now on do not call us Mom and Dad. We are now “Parent 1 ” (formerly Mom) and “Parent 2 ” (formerly Dad). Accordingly, as per the delivery schedule of Parent 1, we ‘ll call Yuri “Kid 1 “, and Dave becomes “Kid 2 “.

Dave, I hope you understand that being number 2 doesn ‘t bear any negative meaning (as you can see I easily agreed being #2 even though we all know the real situation in our family). We love you both equally. It ‘s just a game to please our President and simplify the process of filling out various forms.

Love,

Parent 2